The Straight Version
Veteran Kurtley Beale has been recalled to the Wallabies squad for the upcoming Nations Championship tests.
The UNHINGED Take
Wallabies dragging a prehistoric fossil out of retirement to fix a sinking ship is pure comedy gold. Someone tell them the dinosaurs went extinct for a reason.
The Bottom Line
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Wallabies dragging a prehistoric fossil out of retirement to fix a sinking ship is pure comedy gold.
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Wallabies dragging a prehistoric fossil out of retirement to fix a sinking ship is pure comedy gold. ABSOLUTE DEMENTIA / 10 https://unhingednews.com/sg/veteran-beale-added-to-wallabies-squad-for-nations #NZElection2026 #UnhingedNZ
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