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Axon invests $1.2 billion more in drone maker Skydio, lowers annual revenue growth forecast

🇸🇬 Singapore·The UNHINGED Desk·Source: Today Online·5 Nov, 10:11 pm
Axon invests $1.2 billion more in drone maker Skydio, lowers annual revenue growth forecast — Singapore
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Axon invests $1.2 billion more in drone maker Skydio, lowers annual revenue growth forecast

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"Axon invests $1.2 billion more in drone maker Skydio, lowers annual revenue growth forecast" — absolute weapon-grade incompetence. Whoever signed off on this circus needs their hard drive checked and their security pass shredded immediately.

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FAILED / 10

"Axon invests $1.2 billion more in drone maker Skydio, lowers annual revenue growth forecast" — absolute weapon-grade incompetence.

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"Axon invests $1.2 billion more in drone maker Skydio, lowers annual revenue growth forecast" — absolute weapon-grade incompetence. FAILED / 10 https://unhingednews.com/sg/axon-invests-1-2-billion-more-in-drone #NZElection2026 #UnhingedNZ

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