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Her school principal told her football wasn’t for girls – she’s now a doctor for a top women’s club in England

🇸🇬 Singapore·The UNHINGED Desk·Source: CNA·5 Nov, 11:14 pm
Her school principal told her football wasn’t for girls – she’s now a doctor for a top women’s club in England — Singapore
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The Straight Version

Singaporean Dr. Bethany Koh treated over 60 women’s matches for Chelsea FC Women after school principal banned girls from football.

The UNHINGED Take

She turned school’s hate pit into Chelsea’s stethoscope station. 60 matches, no girl‑gates left, just scarier knee slaps!

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STABBED IN SILENCE / 10

She turned school’s hate pit into Chelsea’s stethoscope station.

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