The Straight Version
Lothar Matthaus claims winning the Ballon d'Or will convince Harry Kane to stay at Bayern Munich.
The UNHINGED Take
Imagine thinking a shiny gold ball makes Kane forget he has zero trophies in his cabinet. Even his shadow has more silverware than this delusional trophy-less wonder.
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The Bottom Line
COLOSSAL DELUSION / 10
Imagine thinking a shiny gold ball makes Kane forget he has zero trophies in his cabinet.
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Imagine thinking a shiny gold ball makes Kane forget he has zero trophies in his cabinet. COLOSSAL DELUSION / 10 https://unhingednews.com/sg/ballon-dor-win-will-help-keep-kane-at #NZElection2026 #UnhingedNZ
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