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🔴 Death toll from train collision in central Spain rises to 64, regional government says

🇸🇬 Singapore·The UNHINGED Desk·Source: France 24·28 Oct, 01:11 pm
🔴 Death toll from train collision in central Spain rises to 64, regional government says — Singapore
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The Straight Version

A train collision in central Spain has resulted in 64 confirmed fatalities.

The UNHINGED Take

Sixty-four souls wiped out because some Spanish rail muppets probably treated the tracks like a Sunday stroll. Absolute carnage served with a side of state-level incompetence.

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TOTAL SYSTEM FAILURE / 10

Sixty-four souls wiped out because some Spanish rail muppets probably treated the tracks like a Sunday stroll.

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Sixty-four souls wiped out because some Spanish rail muppets probably treated the tracks like a Sunday stroll. TOTAL SYSTEM FAILURE / 10 https://unhingednews.com/sg/death-toll-from-train-collision-in-central-spain #NZElection2026 #UnhingedNZ

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