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Bulgaria votes in presidential runoff after tight first round

🇸🇬 Singapore·The UNHINGED Desk·Source: Today Online·1 Nov, 09:21 am
Bulgaria votes in presidential runoff after tight first round — Singapore
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The Straight Version

Bulgaria holds a presidential runoff election amid rising drone attacks on Black Sea merchant ships.

The UNHINGED Take

Imagine queuing to vote for a president while your economy gets torpedoed by drones. Bulgaria is literally choosing the captain of a sinking ship while it’s already on fire.

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The Bottom Line

TOTAL SHIPWRECK / 10

Imagine queuing to vote for a president while your economy gets torpedoed by drones.

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Imagine queuing to vote for a president while your economy gets torpedoed by drones. TOTAL SHIPWRECK / 10 https://unhingednews.com/sg/bulgaria-votes-in-presidential-runoff-after-tight-first #NZElection2026 #UnhingedNZ

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