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Capgemini raises 2026 guidance as AI push brings work to IT consultants

🇸🇬 Singapore·The UNHINGED Desk·Source: Today Online·30 Oct, 07:13 am
Capgemini raises 2026 guidance as AI push brings work to IT consultants — Singapore
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The Straight Version

Capgemini increased its 2026 financial guidance, citing strong demand for IT services driven by enterprise AI adoption.

The UNHINGED Take

Imagine paying these tech leeches millions just to strap a Chatbot onto your broken spreadsheets and call it innovation. They are literally selling air and calling it digital transformation while the consultants laugh all the way to the bank.

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Imagine paying these tech leeches millions just to strap a Chatbot onto your broken spreadsheets and call it innovation.

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