The Straight Version
Capgemini increased its 2026 financial guidance, citing strong demand for IT services driven by enterprise AI adoption.
The UNHINGED Take
Imagine paying these tech leeches millions just to strap a Chatbot onto your broken spreadsheets and call it innovation. They are literally selling air and calling it digital transformation while the consultants laugh all the way to the bank.

The Bottom Line
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Imagine paying these tech leeches millions just to strap a Chatbot onto your broken spreadsheets and call it innovation.
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Imagine paying these tech leeches millions just to strap a Chatbot onto your broken spreadsheets and call it innovation. CORPORATE SCAM ARTISTRY / 10 https://unhingednews.com/sg/capgemini-raises-2026-guidance-as-ai-push-brings #NZElection2026 #UnhingedNZ
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