The Straight Version
Cyclone Arnab hit Andhra Pradesh, forcing the evacuation of 180,000 people and paralyzing transport infrastructure.
The UNHINGED Take
Nature really looked at India and decided it needed a fresh wash, leaving 180,000 people to play human bowling while the transport grid shits itself. Utterly munted weather.

The Bottom Line
ABSOLUTE WET MESS / 10
Nature really looked at India and decided it needed a fresh wash, leaving 180,000 people to play human bowling while the transport grid shits itself.
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Nature really looked at India and decided it needed a fresh wash, leaving 180,000 people to play human bowling while the transport grid shits itself. ABSOLUTE WET MESS / 10 https://unhingednews.com/sg/cyclone-arnab-makes-landfall-in-indias-andhra-pradesh #NZElection202
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