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Cyclone Arnab makes landfall in India’s Andhra Pradesh

🇸🇬 Singapore·The UNHINGED Desk·Source: Al Jazeera·28 Oct, 08:07 am
Cyclone Arnab makes landfall in India’s Andhra Pradesh — Singapore
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The Straight Version

Cyclone Arnab hit Andhra Pradesh, forcing the evacuation of 180,000 people and paralyzing transport infrastructure.

The UNHINGED Take

Nature really looked at India and decided it needed a fresh wash, leaving 180,000 people to play human bowling while the transport grid shits itself. Utterly munted weather.

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ABSOLUTE WET MESS / 10

Nature really looked at India and decided it needed a fresh wash, leaving 180,000 people to play human bowling while the transport grid shits itself.

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Nature really looked at India and decided it needed a fresh wash, leaving 180,000 people to play human bowling while the transport grid shits itself. ABSOLUTE WET MESS / 10 https://unhingednews.com/sg/cyclone-arnab-makes-landfall-in-indias-andhra-pradesh #NZElection202

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