The Straight Version
Portland defeated the Lakers, the Celtics topped the Nets, and the Knicks finally beat the Pistons.
The UNHINGED Take
Watching these overpaid circus acts pretend to play defense is pure agony. The Lakers are basically a retirement home with better jerseys and zero hustle.
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The Bottom Line
BRAIN ROT BASKETBALL / 10
Watching these overpaid circus acts pretend to play defense is pure agony.
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