The Straight Version
Egypt sacks Hossam Hassan after wives scandal.
The UNHINGED Take
Hossam Hassan's win parade collapsed faster than a shopping bag in a hurr. EFA finally left him in the middle of the pitch with the same dignity as a stray cat on a try line.
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The Bottom Line
CHAOS TIDAL / 10
Hossam Hassan's win parade collapsed faster than a shopping bag in a hurr.
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