The Straight Version
New Zealand heads into weeks of political wrangling after a knife-edge poll.
The UNHINGED Take
Labour's 'fix it' promise is bamboo; Wickham's dance turns House into salsa for the 2% margin. Politicians swap playlists, not policy.
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The Bottom Line
TRIP TIRE / 10
Labour's 'fix it' promise is bamboo; Wickham's dance turns House into salsa for the 2% margin.
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