The Straight Version
Trump asks UFC chief Dana White to be White House press secretary.
The UNHINGED Take
Trump wants UFC mogul Dana White as press secretary, like asking a boxer to tie up reporters. Hallucinated, gluttonous, just a kazoo of ambition, kangaroo in a boardroom.
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The Bottom Line
CERTIFIED BRAIN ROT / 10
Trump wants UFC mogul Dana White as press secretary, like asking a boxer to tie up reporters.
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