The Straight Version
Google is reportedly developing two new in-house chip variants for its hardware lineup.
The UNHINGED Take
Imagine spending billions just to ensure your phone overheats in glorious proprietary silicon. Another desperate attempt to copy Apple while their search engine rots into a sponsored link dumpster fire.
The Bottom Line
ELECTRONIC WASTE / 10
Imagine spending billions just to ensure your phone overheats in glorious proprietary silicon.
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Imagine spending billions just to ensure your phone overheats in glorious proprietary silicon. ELECTRONIC WASTE / 10 https://unhingednews.com/sg/google-to-introduce-two-variants-of-its-in #NZElection2026 #UnhingedNZ
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