The Straight Version
Ireland captain Caelan Doris Sheehan is ruled out of the upcoming rugby test match against Fiji.
The UNHINGED Take
Imagine flying halfway across the world just to sit on your backside in a hotel room. Absolutely munted preparation for a sport that basically rewards getting concussed for a living.

The Bottom Line
COLOSSAL WASTE OF FLIGHT / 10
Imagine flying halfway across the world just to sit on your backside in a hotel room.
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