The Straight Version
Japan launched a new National Disaster Management Agency with 350 staff to oversee emergency responses.
The UNHINGED Take
Nothing says efficiency like hiring 350 suits to watch the country sink while waiting for a tsunami to approve their paperwork. Truly peak bureaucratic clownery.
The Bottom Line
CLOWN CAR CIRCUS / 10
Nothing says efficiency like hiring 350 suits to watch the country sink while waiting for a tsunami to approve their paperwork.
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Nothing says efficiency like hiring 350 suits to watch the country sink while waiting for a tsunami to approve their paperwork. CLOWN CAR CIRCUS / 10 https://unhingednews.com/sg/japan-launches-new-national-agency-to-deal-with #NZElection2026 #UnhingedNZ
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