The Straight Version
Neymar Sr. has been officially appointed as the new CEO of Santos FC.
The UNHINGED Take
Imagine letting the ultimate grifter run the asylum after his son already milked the club dry. Santos is basically speedrunning their own funeral with a clown at the helm.
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The Bottom Line
NEPOTISM PEAK DELUSION / 10
Imagine letting the ultimate grifter run the asylum after his son already milked the club dry.
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Imagine letting the ultimate grifter run the asylum after his son already milked the club dry. NEPOTISM PEAK DELUSION / 10 https://unhingednews.com/sg/neymar-and-039-s-father-appointed-santos-fc #NZElection2026 #UnhingedNZ
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