The Straight Version
Commuters at City Hall MRT are ignoring SMRT's request to stand on both sides of the escalator.
The UNHINGED Take
Imagine fighting for an extra ten seconds of life while squeezing into a sardine tin. Singaporeans would rather die standing on the left than evolve into functional human beings.
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The Bottom Line
PEAK KIASU DELUSION / 10
Imagine fighting for an extra ten seconds of life while squeezing into a sardine tin.
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