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OPEC+ set to keep oil output targets steady, sources say

🇸🇬 Singapore·The UNHINGED Desk·Source: Today Online·1 Nov, 09:41 am
OPEC+ set to keep oil output targets steady, sources say — Singapore
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The Straight Version

OPEC+ members are planning to maintain their current oil production levels unchanged following upcoming policy meetings.

The UNHINGED Take

The oil cartel is just sitting on their fat stacks while the rest of the world bleeds cash at the pump. Pure greedy rot masquerading as market stability.

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CLOWN CAR CARTEL / 10

The oil cartel is just sitting on their fat stacks while the rest of the world bleeds cash at the pump.

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The oil cartel is just sitting on their fat stacks while the rest of the world bleeds cash at the pump. CLOWN CAR CARTEL / 10 https://unhingednews.com/sg/opec-set-to-keep-oil-output-targets-steady #NZElection2026 #UnhingedNZ

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