The Straight Version
An Aramco tower in Riyadh's financial district was damaged following a reported attack on the Saudi capital.
The UNHINGED Take
Imagine spending billions on a vanity glass box just to have some cave-dwelling militia turn your status symbol into a glorified kebab skewer. Peak desert comedy.
The Bottom Line
EXPENSIVE GARBAGE FIRE / 10
Imagine spending billions on a vanity glass box just to have some cave-dwelling militia turn your status symbol into a glorified kebab skewer.
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Imagine spending billions on a vanity glass box just to have some cave-dwelling militia turn your status symbol into a glorified kebab skewer. EXPENSIVE GARBAGE FIRE / 10 https://unhingednews.com/sg/riyadh-financial-district-targeted-aramco-tower-damaged #NZElection202
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