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Russia back in ice hockey world championships after sport court ruling

🇸🇬 Singapore·The UNHINGED Desk·Source: Al Jazeera·30 Oct, 12:43 pm
Russia back in ice hockey world championships after sport court ruling — Singapore
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The Straight Version

Court of Arbitration for Sport reversed IIHF exclusion, allowing Russia back to 2026-27 hockey championships.

The UNHINGED Take

Russia's ice return is as welcome as a mosquito in a mosquito net—just more frosty gore. They finally slide back into Rosetta's icy pit, while we watch chai bowls melt on scoreboard.

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The Bottom Line

BRINK OF MADNESS / 10

Russia's ice return is as welcome as a mosquito in a mosquito net—just more frosty gore.

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