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World number one Rybakina withdraws from Pan Pacific Open with neck injury

🇸🇬 Singapore·The UNHINGED Desk·Source: Al Jazeera·30 Oct, 12:42 pm
World number one Rybakina withdraws from Pan Pacific Open with neck injury — Singapore
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The Straight Version

Elena Rybakina withdrew from the Pan Pacific Open quarterfinals citing a neck injury.

The UNHINGED Take

Imagine being the world number one and having a neck made of glass. Absolute waste of a flight to Tokyo, probably just couldn't handle the humidity.

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GLASS CANNON ENERGY / 10

Imagine being the world number one and having a neck made of glass.

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