The Straight Version
SpaceX is reportedly in talks to acquire Boost Mobile or leverage its wireless network infrastructure.
The UNHINGED Take
Elon wants to turn your budget cell plan into a satellite-tethered tracking device. Just another billionaire buying a new toy while the rest of us wait for the signal to drop.
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The Bottom Line
CORPORATE DYSTOPIA NIGHTMARE / 10
Elon wants to turn your budget cell plan into a satellite-tethered tracking device.
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