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Toyota, Waymo to test autonomous bZ4Xs in Japan in 2027, eye overseas expansion

🇸🇬 Singapore·The UNHINGED Desk·Source: Today Online·30 Oct, 07:11 am
Toyota, Waymo to test autonomous bZ4Xs in Japan in 2027, eye overseas expansion — Singapore
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The Straight Version

Toyota and Waymo are partnering to test autonomous bZ4X vehicles in Japan starting in 2027.

The UNHINGED Take

Imagine trusting a battery-fire on wheels to drive itself while you sit there praying the AI doesn't decide to turn you into a road-side meat crayon for the sake of efficiency.

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The Bottom Line

SUICIDE MISSION / 10

Imagine trusting a battery-fire on wheels to drive itself while you sit there praying the AI doesn't decide to turn you into a road-side meat crayon for the sake of efficiency.

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Imagine trusting a battery-fire on wheels to drive itself while you sit there praying the AI doesn't decide to turn you into a road-side meat crayon for the sake of efficiency. SUICIDE MISSION / 10 https://unhingednews.com/sg/toyota-waymo-to-test-autonomous-bz4xs-in-ja

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