The Straight Version
Energy Minister Alparslan Bayraktar announced a 100 billion dollar plan for Turkey to achieve energy independence by 2049.
The UNHINGED Take
Imagine promising a hundred billion dollars on a dream while the economy is currently eating dirt. Another day, another delusional fairy tale sold to keep the rubes from realizing the lights are flickering.
The Bottom Line
COLOSSAL FEVER DREAM / 10
Imagine promising a hundred billion dollars on a dream while the economy is currently eating dirt.
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