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'A shift in the air': Can young voters turn Texas blue?

🇹🇷 Turkey·The UNHINGED Desk·Source: France 24·2 Nov, 10:43 am
'A shift in the air': Can young voters turn Texas blue? — Turkey
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The Straight Version

Young Texas voters are expressing frustration with the status quo, fueling speculation about a potential shift to blue.

The UNHINGED Take

Austin hipsters think buying a craft latte and tweeting makes them revolutionaries while Texas remains as red as a sunburned tourist. Keep dreaming, you delusional muppets.

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COLOSSAL DELUSION / 10

Austin hipsters think buying a craft latte and tweeting makes them revolutionaries while Texas remains as red as a sunburned tourist.

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Austin hipsters think buying a craft latte and tweeting makes them revolutionaries while Texas remains as red as a sunburned tourist. COLOSSAL DELUSION / 10 https://unhingednews.com/tr/a-shift-in-the-air-can-young-voters #NZElection2026 #UnhingedNZ

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