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French school protests resume on smaller scale after holiday break

🇹🇷 Turkey·The UNHINGED Desk·Source: France 24·2 Nov, 10:53 am
French school protests resume on smaller scale after holiday break — Turkey
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The Straight Version

French students resumed school blockades in Paris, Marseille, and Rennes after the autumn break.

The UNHINGED Take

French teens are back to playing revolutionary while the government tosses them breadcrumbs like pigeons. Nothing says peak entitlement like stopping your own education because you're bored in a gated city.

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PROFESSIONAL WHINER CHAMPIONS / 10

French teens are back to playing revolutionary while the government tosses them breadcrumbs like pigeons.

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French teens are back to playing revolutionary while the government tosses them breadcrumbs like pigeons. PROFESSIONAL WHINER CHAMPIONS / 10 https://unhingednews.com/tr/french-school-protests-resume-on-smaller-scale-after #NZElection2026 #UnhingedNZ

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