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Ryanair says it may freeze workers' pay and raise airfares

🇹🇷 Turkey·The UNHINGED Desk·Source: BBC World·2 Nov, 11:10 am
Ryanair says it may freeze workers' pay and raise airfares — Turkey
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The Straight Version

Ryanair threatens pay freezes and fare hikes due to potential 2028 fuel cost increases from Middle East conflict.

The UNHINGED Take

Michael O'Leary is already shaking down his staff to fund his future fuel bill while blaming global wars for his own greed. Absolute bottom-feeding vulture behavior.

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The Bottom Line

PURE CORPORATE SCUM / 10

Michael O'Leary is already shaking down his staff to fund his future fuel bill while blaming global wars for his own greed.

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Michael O'Leary is already shaking down his staff to fund his future fuel bill while blaming global wars for his own greed. PURE CORPORATE SCUM / 10 https://unhingednews.com/tr/ryanair-says-it-may-freeze-workers-pay-and #NZElection2026 #UnhingedNZ

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