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Alman basınından Galatasaraylı yıldız için olay ifade: "110 kilo! Fransız Süle"

🇹🇷 Turkey·The UNHINGED Desk·Source: Hürriyet Daily News·3 Nov, 07:38 am
Alman basınından Galatasaraylı yıldız için olay ifade: "110 kilo! Fransız Süle" — Turkey
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The Straight Version

BILD called Stuttgart's defender '110 kilo! French Süle' mocking him before Galatasaray match.

The UNHINGED Take

BILD's '110 kilo!' punch is so pathetic the defender looks like someone who ate a whole pound of Kuruş. Even Süle's weight is lighter than her insults.

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The Bottom Line

CHONK IN CLOWN / 10

BILD's '110 kilo!' punch is so pathetic the defender looks like someone who ate a whole pound of Kuruş.

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BILD's '110 kilo!' punch is so pathetic the defender looks like someone who ate a whole pound of Kuruş. CHONK IN CLOWN / 10 https://unhingednews.com/tr/alman-bas-n-ndan-galatasarayl-y-ld-z #NZElection2026 #UnhingedNZ

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