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Evladına 'Filistin' ismini verdi: Bu kadar geliyor elimden

🇹🇷 Turkey·The UNHINGED Desk·Source: Hürriyet Daily News·5 Nov, 09:15 am
Evladına 'Filistin' ismini verdi: Bu kadar geliyor elimden — Turkey
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The Straight Version

A Bitlis village headman named his newborn son Filistin to protest the ongoing conflict.

The UNHINGED Take

Naming your kid after a war zone is peak delusional performance art. Congratulations on ensuring your son spends his entire life being the walking, breathing punchline of a regional political crisis.

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The Bottom Line

PEAK VIRTUE SIGNALING / 10

Naming your kid after a war zone is peak delusional performance art.

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Naming your kid after a war zone is peak delusional performance art. PEAK VIRTUE SIGNALING / 10 https://unhingednews.com/tr/evlad-na-filistin-ismini-verdi-bu-kadar-geliyor #NZElection2026 #UnhingedNZ

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