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Manisa'da ambulans traktörle çarpıştı: Üçü sağlık çalışanı altı yaralı

🇹🇷 Turkey·The UNHINGED Desk·Source: Hürriyet Daily News·2 Nov, 09:47 pm
Manisa'da ambulans traktörle çarpıştı: Üçü sağlık çalışanı altı yaralı — Turkey
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The Straight Version

In Manisa, a tractor crashed into a patient‑laden ambulance, injuring 6 and spilling olive oil onto the road.

The UNHINGED Take

Tractor thought olive oil was fuel, crashed ambulance, slapped 3 nurses—Manisa now smells like burnt oil and regret.

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The Bottom Line

Toxic Tractor Tragedy / 10

Tractor thought olive oil was fuel, crashed ambulance, slapped 3 nurses—Manisa now smells like burnt oil and regret.

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