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Ulaşımda güvenli sistem dönemi!

🇹🇷 Turkey·The UNHINGED Desk·Source: Türkiye Gazetesi·2 Nov, 11:38 pm
Ulaşımda güvenli sistem dönemi! — Turkey
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The Straight Version

Turkey rolls out fancy road safety signs and auto‑tuned lanes.

The UNHINGED Take

They’ll paint roads so 'smart' they might start texting back. If flipping lights keeps the cows out, getting the cars in is a grand slam of chaos.

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The Bottom Line

BRAINLESS DELUSION / 10

They’ll paint roads so 'smart' they might start texting back.

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They’ll paint roads so 'smart' they might start texting back. BRAINLESS DELUSION / 10 https://unhingednews.com/tr/ula-mda-g-venli-sistem-d-nemi #NZElection2026 #UnhingedNZ

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