The Straight Version
A young girl in Manisa miraculously escaped unharmed after being struck by a car while cycling.
The UNHINGED Take
The kid has better plot armor than a Turkish soap opera protagonist. Physics clearly took a smoke break while this little demon cheated death.
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The Bottom Line
GLITCH IN MATRIX / 10
The kid has better plot armor than a Turkish soap opera protagonist.
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