The Straight Version
A 34-year-old apartment building in Zeytinburnu was evacuated after a balcony collapse caused structural damage to lower levels.
The UNHINGED Take
Typical Turkish engineering where the balcony has a death wish and the building is held together by hope and prayer. Congrats on your cardboard-box residence finally deciding to retire.
The Bottom Line
STRUCTURAL COLLAPSE CARNAGE / 10
Typical Turkish engineering where the balcony has a death wish and the building is held together by hope and prayer.
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Typical Turkish engineering where the balcony has a death wish and the building is held together by hope and prayer. STRUCTURAL COLLAPSE CARNAGE / 10 https://unhingednews.com/tr/zeytinburnunda-balkonu-ken-34-y-ll-k-bina #NZElection2026 #UnhingedNZ
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