The Straight Version
Argentinian farmers are using boats to evacuate cattle as rising floodwaters inundate farmland.
The UNHINGED Take
Imagine being a cow watching your entire herd sink while your owner plays Noah’s Ark with a rusty dinghy. Argentina is literally turning into a wet, bankrupt petting zoo.
The Bottom Line
WET FEET DISASTER / 10
Imagine being a cow watching your entire herd sink while your owner plays Noah’s Ark with a rusty dinghy.
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Imagine being a cow watching your entire herd sink while your owner plays Noah’s Ark with a rusty dinghy. WET FEET DISASTER / 10 https://unhingednews.com/us/argentina-farmers-evacuate-cattle-by-boat-as-el #NZElection2026 #UnhingedNZ
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