The Straight Version
Inter Miami drew 2-2 with Cincinnati, causing the team to drop to third in the Eastern Conference.
The UNHINGED Take
Messi brought his retirement tour to Florida just to get held hostage by Cincinnati. Watching the most expensive nursing home in history fumble a lead is pure comedic gold.
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The Bottom Line
EXPENSIVE GARBAGE / 10
Messi brought his retirement tour to Florida just to get held hostage by Cincinnati.
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