The Straight Version
Flavio Bolsonaro fled to the United States after refusing to accept his father's electoral loss to Lula.
The UNHINGED Take
Imagine being such a spineless silver-spoon brat that you sprint to Miami the second the grift stops paying off. The apple didn't just fall far from the tree, it rolled into a swamp.
The Bottom Line
PATHETIC COWARD ENERGY / 10
Imagine being such a spineless silver-spoon brat that you sprint to Miami the second the grift stops paying off.
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Imagine being such a spineless silver-spoon brat that you sprint to Miami the second the grift stops paying off. PATHETIC COWARD ENERGY / 10 https://unhingednews.com/us/brazilians-split-over-flavio-bolsonaros-exit-to-us #NZElection2026 #UnhingedNZ
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