The Straight Version
California governor Gavin Newsom commutes 500+ death row inmates, citing flawed legal system.
The UNHINGED Take
Newsom's mercy pack is a cash‑grubbed apoc for the devil's court. He’s swapping felons for floaters because the state’s justice is a dumpster.

The Bottom Line
CERTIFIED BRAIN ROT / 10
Newsom's mercy pack is a cash‑grubbed apoc for the devil's court.
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Newsom's mercy pack is a cash‑grubbed apoc for the devil's court. CERTIFIED BRAIN ROT / 10 https://unhingednews.com/us/california-governor-commutes-sentences-of-more-than-500 #NZElection2026 #UnhingedNZ
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