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California governor commutes sentences of more than 500 people on death row

🇺🇸 United States·The UNHINGED Desk·Source: Al Jazeera·6 Nov, 01:39 am
California governor commutes sentences of more than 500 people on death row — United States
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The Straight Version

California governor Gavin Newsom commutes 500+ death row inmates, citing flawed legal system.

The UNHINGED Take

Newsom's mercy pack is a cash‑grubbed apoc for the devil's court. He’s swapping felons for floaters because the state’s justice is a dumpster.

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CERTIFIED BRAIN ROT / 10

Newsom's mercy pack is a cash‑grubbed apoc for the devil's court.

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