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Gaza turns discarded cooking pots into seawalls

🇺🇸 United States·The UNHINGED Desk·Source: Al Jazeera·6 Nov, 02:03 am
Gaza turns discarded cooking pots into seawalls — United States
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The Straight Version

Palestinians in Gaza are repurposing ruined pots into improvised seawalls to stem flooding.

The UNHINGED Take

Gaza chefs flipping burnt pans into walls prove kitchens can hatch walls. If that covers most of the ocean, maybe we should learn their ‘no‑spill’ hacks for the dollar‑hoarding lobby.

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BRAIN FROZEN / 10

Gaza chefs flipping burnt pans into walls prove kitchens can hatch walls.

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