The Straight Version
The Youth Olympic Games have officially commenced in Senegal, marking the first Olympic event held on African soil.
The UNHINGED Take
Thirty thousand people watching teenagers run in circles while the IOC finds new ways to launder prestige on a continent that actually needs infrastructure instead of expensive sports theater.

The Bottom Line
PERFORMATIVE WASTE / 10
Thirty thousand people watching teenagers run in circles while the IOC finds new ways to launder prestige on a continent that actually needs infrastructure instead of expensive sports theater.
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Thirty thousand people watching teenagers run in circles while the IOC finds new ways to launder prestige on a continent that actually needs infrastructure instead of expensive sports theater. PERFORMATIVE WASTE / 10 https://unhingednews.com/world/a-day-of-celebration-
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