The Straight Version
Bollywood legend Amitabh Bachchan greeted fans from a bulletproof enclosure outside his Mumbai residence.
The UNHINGED Take
Amitabh Bachchan hiding in his bulletproof lair, terrified of his own fans, turns Mumbai into a reluctant Hollywood blockbuster. Poor, the only thing safer than his security is his ego.
The Bottom Line
EGO GUNMADE JOKER / 10
Amitabh Bachchan hiding in his bulletproof lair, terrified of his own fans, turns Mumbai into a reluctant Hollywood blockbuster.
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