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Nine die in ‘cataclysmic’ Florida business jet crash

🌐 World Wire·The UNHINGED Desk·Source: Al Jazeera·2 Nov, 12:34 am
Nine die in ‘cataclysmic’ Florida business jet crash — World Wire
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The Straight Version

Nine die when a Florida business jet crashes.

The UNHINGED Take

DeSantis brushed air as if the sky were his personal playground, while the jet’s screams earned a monument. Nine dead — cheers! Only the gravity of hypocrisy survived.

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DEATH JOKER / 10

DeSantis brushed air as if the sky were his personal playground, while the jet’s screams earned a monument.

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DeSantis brushed air as if the sky were his personal playground, while the jet’s screams earned a monument. DEATH JOKER / 10 https://unhingednews.com/world/nine-die-in-cataclysmic-florida-business-jet-crash #NZElection2026 #UnhingedNZ

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