The Straight Version
Iran warns a new war with the US could outlast past conflicts.
The UNHINGED Take
Iran threatens all‑over retaliation while Trump rants about new targets; the world watches like a terrified puppy chasing its own tail.

The Bottom Line
ABSOLUTE BRAIN ROT / 10
Iran threatens all‑over retaliation while Trump rants about new targets; the world watches like a terrified puppy chasing its own tail.
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Iran threatens all‑over retaliation while Trump rants about new targets; the world watches like a terrified puppy chasing its own tail. ABSOLUTE BRAIN ROT / 10 https://unhingednews.com/world/iran-warns-renewed-war-with-us-could-outlast #NZElection2026 #UnhingedNZ
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