The Straight Version
France opens murder investigation after petrol bomb thrown at police during repeated weekend protests.
The UNHINGED Take
Petrol bomb at police? Oh, how quaint! Protesters think a flaming baguette could silence the law. France’s cops now feel a fire waver. It’s a riot, not a revelation.
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The Bottom Line
CERTIFIED BRAIN ROT / 10
Petrol bomb at police?
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