The Straight Version
The ICC received 8.4 million ticket requests for 34,000 seats at the India-Pakistan World Cup match.
The UNHINGED Take
Eight million muppets fighting over scraps for a game that will end in a national breakdown. Absolute mass delusion for a ball game.
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The Bottom Line
COLLECTIVE LOBOTOMY / 10
Eight million muppets fighting over scraps for a game that will end in a national breakdown.
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