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Cyclone Murasu makes landfall on India’s eastern coast

🌐 World Wire·The UNHINGED Desk·Source: Al Jazeera·3 Nov, 09:33 am
Cyclone Murasu makes landfall on India’s eastern coast — World Wire
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The Straight Version

Cyclone Murasu has slammed into India's eastern coast, destroying trees and power infrastructure shortly after a previous storm.

The UNHINGED Take

Mother Nature is clearly playing whack-a-mole with the Indian coastline, and the infrastructure is just a flimsy paper toy in her path. Absolute total structural collapse on repeat.

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The Bottom Line

NATURE IS A PSYCHOPATH / 10

Mother Nature is clearly playing whack-a-mole with the Indian coastline, and the infrastructure is just a flimsy paper toy in her path.

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