The Straight Version
Saudi Aramco profits jumped 34% to $36.25 billion despite ongoing Houthi attacks on oil infrastructure.
The UNHINGED Take
Nothing fuels corporate greed quite like a war zone. Aramco is basically harvesting chaos for cash while the world burns and the shareholders toast their champagne in the crossfire.
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The Bottom Line
VULTURES PROFITING FROM DOOM / 10
Nothing fuels corporate greed quite like a war zone.
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