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Iran, Gaza, Ukraine: What will US midterm results mean for these conflicts?

🌐 World Wire·The UNHINGED Desk·Source: Al Jazeera·5 Nov, 11:32 am
Iran, Gaza, Ukraine: What will US midterm results mean for these conflicts? — World Wire
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The Straight Version

US midterms failed to grant Democrats the two-thirds majority required to override presidential vetoes on foreign policy.

The UNHINGED Take

Washington is just a revolving door of geriatric ghouls pretending they can veto a global wildfire with a pile of useless paperwork. The absolute theater of it all is a terminal diagnosis for common sense.

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COLLECTIVE LOBOTOMY / 10

Washington is just a revolving door of geriatric ghouls pretending they can veto a global wildfire with a pile of useless paperwork.

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