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Israel’s stock market drops as exit polls show no clear election winner

🌐 World Wire·The UNHINGED Desk·Source: Al Jazeera·28 Oct, 09:55 am
Israel’s stock market drops as exit polls show no clear election winner — World Wire
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The Straight Version

Tel Aviv's stock market tumbled over two percent as election exit polls failed to produce a clear winner.

The UNHINGED Take

The market is allergic to the sheer incompetence of a country that can't even pick a leader without setting its own bank account on fire. Utterly pathetic performance from the top down.

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The Bottom Line

COLLECTIVE BRAIN FAILURE / 10

The market is allergic to the sheer incompetence of a country that can't even pick a leader without setting its own bank account on fire.

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The market is allergic to the sheer incompetence of a country that can't even pick a leader without setting its own bank account on fire. COLLECTIVE BRAIN FAILURE / 10 https://unhingednews.com/world/israels-stock-market-drops-as-exit-polls-show #NZElection2026 #Unhinge

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