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Knife attacker shot dead by police outside Israeli embassy

🌐 World Wire·The UNHINGED Desk·Source: Sky News World·28 Oct, 10:00 am
Knife attacker shot dead by police outside Israeli embassy — World Wire
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The Straight Version

A knife-wielding attacker was shot dead by police outside the Israeli embassy in Belgrade.

The UNHINGED Take

Bringing a kitchen knife to a gunfight at a fortress is peak Darwin Award behavior. This absolute muppet clearly forgot how bullets work.

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The Bottom Line

NEGATIVE IQ / 10

Bringing a kitchen knife to a gunfight at a fortress is peak Darwin Award behavior.

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Bringing a kitchen knife to a gunfight at a fortress is peak Darwin Award behavior. NEGATIVE IQ / 10 https://unhingednews.com/world/knife-attacker-shot-dead-by-police-outside-israeli #NZElection2026 #UnhingedNZ

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