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Russia in Africa: What is Putin hoping to achieve?

๐ŸŒ World WireยทThe UNHINGED DeskยทSource: DW Worldยท28 Oct, 09:48 am
Russia in Africa: What is Putin hoping to achieve? โ€” World Wire
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The Straight Version

Russia is aggressively expanding its geopolitical and military influence across Africa following its fallout with the West.

The UNHINGED Take

Putin is just rearranging deck chairs on a sinking Titanic by begging warlords for scrap metal and relevance. It is a desperate colonial cosplay act from a man who lost his own yard.

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The Bottom Line

COLONIAL DESPERATION / 10

Putin is just rearranging deck chairs on a sinking Titanic by begging warlords for scrap metal and relevance.

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Putin is just rearranging deck chairs on a sinking Titanic by begging warlords for scrap metal and relevance. COLONIAL DESPERATION / 10 https://unhingednews.com/world/russia-in-africa-what-is-putin-hoping-to #NZElection2026 #UnhingedNZ

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